• Me: WHEN I WAS
  • Dad: what
  • Me: A YOUNG BOY
  • Dad: oh God
  • Me: MY FATHER
  • Dad: not again
  • Me: TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
  • Dad: no I didn't
  • Me: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
  • Dad: you're not even a boy

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sammechu:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

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HOLY FUCK, WHAT EVEN.

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nigforaday:

I think it’s universally well known that the saddest part of everyone’s childhood was when Chuckie Finster didn’t have a mom to dance with 

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things that i need in my life right now:

  • sex
  • cheese pizza
  • ice cream
  • sex
  • rough sex
  • gentle sex
  • more ice cream
  • cuddling
  • S E X
  • more pizza

(Source: gayblowjob)

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